Saturday, September 21, 2013

A Genuine Response

Why do people ask questions about things they don't really want a genuine answer to?  I have a serious problem with not being able to sugar coat my responses to everyday questions which makes me look like a mean person but I'm not mean!  I'm just honest and it's not my fault you've conditioned yourself to believe that other people don't have bad days or if they do that they wouldn't tell you they had one.

"Did you have a nice weekend?"

"Nope.  My dog died.  See ya later!"

"How is your day going?"

"Really bad actually.  I started my period, it feels like a little person is hanging from my vagina like a decorative ornament and every five seconds I think about murdering my boyfriend.  How's yours?"