Sunday, November 16, 2014

Adjusting to Single Life: The Club

Alcohol gives you confidence.  Alcohol impairs your judgement.  Al-

Look bitch, what I'm trying to say is always wipe your hand across your ass before leaving the bathroom.

Lyrics from Danity Kane's 'Lemonade' when they were still a thing the second time.

My Dad, the Nervous Talker II

"...but the flowers are like their forest."

Friday, October 10, 2014

Rosie does "Waiting to Exhale"

I'm not saying any of this is true, that any of this happened to me, if I ever felt this kind of rage or that I even give a shit anymore.  What matters is I didn't end up scrapping it and you get to enjoy it. 

Thanks for the inspiration, Jess!

Bernadine gets the boot:

Bernadine has feelings: