Sunday, November 16, 2014

Adjusting to Single Life: The Club

Alcohol gives you confidence.  Alcohol impairs your judgement.  Al-

Look bitch, what I'm trying to say is always wipe your hand across your ass before leaving the bathroom.

Lyrics from Danity Kane's 'Lemonade' when they were still a thing the second time.

My Dad, the Nervous Talker II

"...but the flowers are like their forest."